| A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. |
| Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. |
| The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands. |
| If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. |
| There's no place like http://www.home.com. |
| Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts. |
| A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings. |
| We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us. |
| A man who wont lie to a woman has no consideration for her feelings. |
| If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. |