| There is great need for a sarcasm font. |
| Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? |
| When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. |
| Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? |
| In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. |
| According to a new study, students that snore get lower grades... especially if they're snoring in class. |
| An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last chapter missing. |
| Universities are full of knowledge. The freshmen bring a little in and the seniors take none away, so knowledge accumulates. |
| Math teachers have lots of problems. |
| Exam is a four-letter word for torture. |