| Thesaurus: An ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary. |
| Those who do not learn from history often end up making it. |
| The gap between theory and practice is filled with apology. |
| God can't alter history, so he created historians. |
| Can't learn to do it well? Learn to enjoy doing it badly! |
| Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance. |
| Each day is a drive through history. |
| History teaches us about the future. |
| Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker. |
| Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have. |