| Teaching is the greatest act of optimism. |
| I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank. |
| The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. |
| I'm so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs. |
| The safest place during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. |
| Any student changing the course of history is probably writing an exam. |
| What's another word for thesaurus? |
| Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. |
| As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. |
| Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the aftermath'. |