| Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect - Owens Lee Pomeroy |
| He who can- does, he who cannot- teaches. |
| If we learn from our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education. |
| Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded. |
| A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. |
| I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. |
| A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. |
| Aim low, reach your Goals, avoid disappointment. |
| If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. |
| Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition. |