| People who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are. |
| A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous. |
| Why is a boxing ring square? |
| Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? |
| Sexual harassment at workâis it a problem for the self-employed? |
| Public opinion is what people think other people are thinking |
| Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar not called a racist? |
| Is it possible to be totally partial ? |
| Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? |
| If humans have nightmares, what do horses have? |