| Not making up your mind is a big decision. |
| Why is 'one' the loneliest number? |
| When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. |
| When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. |
| Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true. |
| That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore. |
| Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. |
| Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights. |
| Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole. |
| Why is it that the road to happiness is always under construction? |