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![Today's tip would have bought the meal 5 years ago.]()
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This statement is false! -
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? -
Hospitals are the only place where the word 'Positive' means bad news! -
![He who hesitates is probably right.]()
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Weird is just a side effect of being awesome. -
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. -
Nobody ever goes there, it's too crowded. -
Everything happens for a reason but I dunno why! -
I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
