| Patience will come to those who wait for it. |
| Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. |
| Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise. |
| When opportunity knocks, don't complain about the noise. |
| A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. |
| Anger is only one letter short of danger. |
| Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. |
| A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. |
| Standards are such good things everyone should have their very own. |
| I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. |