| The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. |
| He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. |
| Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you- not because they are nice, but because you are. |
| Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. |
| Don't force it, get a larger hammer. |
| Peter's Principle: In every organization, each person tends to rise to the level of his incompetence. |
| When there's a will, I want to be in it. |
| Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. |