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Who called him a gardener, and not Gulshan Grower?

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Sometimes I wonder, why it is called 'Dahej' and not 'BahuMulya'!

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Pehle Lakdi Ki Gudiya Hua Karti Thi.
Ab To 'Dolby Digital' Milne Lagi Hain!

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I promised her to gift a Smirnoff. Main Apne Vodka Pakka Hun!

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Saw a line of Hyundai Sonatas parked on an empty road. Asked someone there "Itna Sonata Kyon Hai Bhai"!

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When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder... "Ye Kaahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yun Hi South South Chalte"!

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I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. "AALSI them later"!

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Weight loss frustration... "Pran Jaaye Par Wajan Na Jaaye"!

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A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version!

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She is Libra, I am Leo, Hamari Jodi Kuch Gemini!