Always remember in life that when no one is with you. And when all the doors are closed around you,
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it's time to watch PORN!
There are only 5 things that one needs in life:
Good Food
Good Sleep
Good Income
Good Friends
And Good *UCK! (your interpretation may vary according to your needs)
When no one else'll fuck you, I'll always be there.
Sincerely,
Life
Life is like sex...
You can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!