Life is about saying 'fuck it' to those who matter;
And 'fuck you' to those who don't!
Sometimes life will fuck you and you'll just have to change position and try to enjoy it somehow!
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole!
Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
Why is life like a penis?
Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
Things that get fucked almost everyday.
1. Life
2. Prostitutes
3. Logic
The ultimate truth of Life:
Success kisses you in Private;
But failure always fucks you in Public!
Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind!
The extreme irony of Life:
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
Life is t( o )( o ) much fun when you have a dirty mind!