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Pickup line of 2020:
Can I socially distance your legs?

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Kal Se Jo Shuru Hone Wala Hai,
Usko Dekhne Ke Liye Bhagwaan Sabhi Singles Ko Shakti Pradaan Kare!

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I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!

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There are two types of people:
Jo Rose Dete Hain
Jo Roz Lete Hain!

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How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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Friends are like orgasms.
Nobody wants a fake one!

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I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!

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Hold her hands in public,
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Fold her legs in private!

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No?
Can I?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.