The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!
And by "k" I mean "fuck you`!
Boy: Your dress is too short.
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
I think you are pretty F**king Stupid!
What do you call a woman who loves small penises?
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Your girlfriend!
Twinkle Twinkle Little Whore;
Close Your Legs They're Not A Door!
Your best friend has three girlfriends.
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his Dick?
Bitch, please! The only thing virgin about you is your nose. And even that's been fingered!
You're so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!