Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!
Govt employees are like sperms,
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only 1 in a million works!
I'm not saying you're a slut but if you had a password to your vagina,
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it would be '1234'!
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life!
If I've offended you, I'm very very sorry that you're a dick with no sense of humour!
The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
The middle finger speaks for itself;
But some people aren't even worth the little bit of energy tt takes - to raise it!
You should have pubic hair on your head... because you always have sex on your mind!
Hey Bitch! The only thing that's virgin about you is your nose; and even that's been fingered!
Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!