You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same!
Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret!
At least a whore makes money for being a hoe. You on the other hand, do that for free!
If you have a problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your ass!
Bitches are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
No, I don't have a headache. You are just no good in bed.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
It's the little things in life, that remind me of your Penis!
Your IQ is so low that you only pass a pregnancy test!
You're as useless as a nun with big tits.