You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't!
Twinkle, Twinkle little whore;
You're cheaper than the dollar store!
Boy: 2+2 is 4, 4 +5 is 9, I can get into yours but you can't get into mine.
Girl: 2+2 is 4, 4+5 is 9, I can know the length of yours but you can't know the depth of mine.
My dick is so big that it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than yours.
Fuck off. And when you get there, Fuck off a bit more.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
Roses are red, violets are blue; I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you!
'K'. Well, Potassium to you too, motherfucker!
Sorry, I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.
If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.