On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
I'm not saying you're a slut but you're dirtier than my browser history.
Being gay is fine. Being bi-sexual is fine. Being straight is fine. Do you know what's not fine - Being You!
I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
Sweetie, your face is the only form of birth control you need!
I don't have enough middle fingers to tell you exactly how I feel.
I just don't have enough middle fingers for today.
If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart.
I hate it when ugly people say, "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
Don't call a girl - a bitch. Bitches hate that.