On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.

I'm not saying you're a slut but you're dirtier than my browser history.

Being gay is fine. Being bi-sexual is fine. Being straight is fine. Do you know what's not fine - Being You!

I guess those penis enlargement pills are working, you're twice the dick you were yesterday!

Sweetie, your face is the only form of birth control you need!

I don't have enough middle fingers to tell you exactly how I feel.

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I just don't have enough middle fingers for today.

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If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart.

I hate it when ugly people say, "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.

Don't call a girl - a bitch. Bitches hate that.