Don't argue with women; because...
Sex is more important than ego!
If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work-related accident?
The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as some of the Cunts on Social Media!
With females wearing my masks, KLPD can seldom happen!
And then God created the orgasm.
So women can moan even when they are happy!
There's nothing called 'Early Ejaculation'. The truth is that women have a habit of coming late - 'Everywhere'!
Why can't women play ice-hockey?
They have to change their pads after every period!
Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!
If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.
Don't break hers and she won't break yours!