Punjabi Orgasm:
Chal Utar Ja Kamine, Mainu Hor Vi Kamm Ne!
Foreigner: Whatever you hear about me, please believe it. I no longer have time to explain myself.
Punjabi: Bund Mara!
Punjabi is the only language in the world where "Do not fuck" is called "Vagina"!
English Newspaper Headlines:
We must say sorry to gays.
~ Pope.
Punjabi Paper Headlines:
"POPE NE GAANDUAN TO MANGI MAAFI"!
India Vichh 80% Lokk Ta "Just Kidding" Keh Ke 'Tharak' Bhor Lende Ne!
Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.
Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!
Valentine's Day "Farvari Chodan" De Illava Kisi Hor Tareekh Nu Bahut Atpata Lagda!
Ek Vaar Pathan Ne Gali Vichh Jaandi Kudi De Pichhe Ungal Laa Ditti.
Kudi: Anna Hoeya Ae?
Pathan: Ki Gal, Center Vichh Ni Laggi!
Ik 'Theka' Hi Hai, Jithe 'Seal' Bandh Mildi Hai!
Going to random weddings and getting an erection by looking at hot girls is like:
"Begaani Shaadi Mein Abb Lulla Deewana!"