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Pickup line of 2020:
Can I socially distance your legs?

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How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No?
Can I?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.

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You're too hot. Let me blow you!

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Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!

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Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!

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Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!

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Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!