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Sometimes life will fuck you and you'll just have to change position and try to enjoy it somehow!

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VAT-69, when launched in Punjab, resulted in massive protests...
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They thought it was a Tax on Sex!

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My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
‪But we still didn't finish the argument!

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Girl: Do you like Veg or Non-Veg?
Boy: Veg.
Girl: What do you like in Veg?
Boy: CleaVeg!

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Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
Girl: Nothing.
Boy: Exactly!

Boy: Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it!

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Girl: What is your favorite position in bed?
Boy: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging!

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There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others.
Same can be said of girls!

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Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Girl: Because there is no time!

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Girl: I love kids.
Boy: I love the process!