Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. |
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. |
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life. |
I happen to like uncomplicated sex. |
The real problem with men - they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women - they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future. |
If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one. |
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. |
Sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and still do - which is the more important. |
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex. |
Woman is at once apple and serpent. |