A 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two. |
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle. |
Seen through the glow of a building orgasm, a woman seems to blaze with angelic glory. |
If there is a true secret to the universe, it is this... these first few seconds of warmth and entry and complete acceptance by one's beloved. |
Either sex alone is half itself. |
The single most enjoyable thing in the world... SEX! |
The mammary fixation is the most infantile and the most American, of the sex fetishes. |
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked. |
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. |
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men? |