The worst crime is faking it. |
Better stay a celibate, than become the backup plan of any woman. |
I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know. |
Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis? Undercover Lovers |
Males are simple creatures. If we can't fuck it, we want to kill it. Victorious Star |
There's something therapeutic about nudity... Take away the Gucci or Levi's and we're all the same. Style magazine, 1999 |
Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy. |
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we'll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay. |
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out. |
Who would not prefer animals to these people who prefer animals to people? |