Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display... The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress. |
Nudity is the costume of lovers and corpses. |
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? |
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. |
A crying baby is the best form of birth control. |
To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. |
An editor asked me what led me to write erotica. I replied, "A dirty mind, excess words, and an overactive sacral chakra". |
Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. |
Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny! |
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did. |