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![Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.]()
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~ Author UnknownSex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any. -
![A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.]()
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~ Author UnknownA birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. -
~ Author UnknownDrag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. -
~ Author UnknownI'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. -
~ Author UnknownSexual abstinence limits the impact of irrational passions on the mind, thus liberating it for love of genuine goodness and truth... -
![If you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive.]()
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~ Author UnknownIf you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive. -
~ Author UnknownWhen you are single you never have to ask for permission to orgasm. -
~ Author UnknownThree things are never satisfied; four never say, "Enough": Sheol, the barren womb, the earth ever thirsty for water, and the fire that never says, "Enough". -
~ Author UnknownI once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her. -
~ Author UnknownA condom is cheaper than child support and abstinence is free.
