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~ Author UnknownSex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any. -
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~ Author UnknownA birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. -
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~ Author UnknownIf you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive. -
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~ Author UnknownDon't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. -
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~ Author UnknownSleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to. -
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~ Author UnknownIt would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. -
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~ Author UnknownIf time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? -
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~ Author UnknownRoses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny! -
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~ Author UnknownFlirting is cheating without the sex. -
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~ Author UnknownI used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy.