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  • Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.Upload to Facebook
    Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Sex   
  • A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.Upload to Facebook
    A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Contraception   
  • If you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive.Upload to Facebook
    If you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Libido / Funny   
  • Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.Upload to Facebook
    Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Kinky / Funny   
  • Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.Upload to Facebook
    Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn't wake you up so your parents have to.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Naked   
  • It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.Upload to Facebook
    It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Humour   
  • If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?Upload to Facebook
    If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
    ~ Author Unknown
    Humour / People   
  • Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!Upload to Facebook
    Roses are red, roses are thorny, just thinking of you, makes me horny!
    ~ Author Unknown
    Horny   
  • Flirting is cheating without the sex.Upload to Facebook
    Flirting is cheating without the sex.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Flirt / Sex   
  • I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy. Upload to Facebook
    I used to be called a good girl. That never happens anymore. It's just a little hard to be a good girl when dating a bad boy.
    ~ Author Unknown
    Dating   
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