Funny Shayari

  • Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
    Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
    Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
    Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.
  • Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
    Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.
  • Na Moh Na Maya Hai, Aalas Tumhi Ko Aaya Hai;
    Humein Bhi Message Kar Ke Dekh Lo, Mere Dost;
    Nokia/Samsung/Apple Ne Yeh Itna Mehnga Mobile;
    Sirf Tumhari GIRLFRIEND Ke Liye Nahi Banaya Hai!
  • Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe, Yoon Hanstay Hanstay,
    Mere Dost Hain Barre Kharab, Keh Dengay Bhabhi Namaste!
  • Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko, Jo Dil Se Nek Ho;
    Aggar Sachha Pyaar Na Mile, Try Maro Har Ek Ko!
  • Har Khushi Teri Taraf Maud Doon;
    Tere Liye Chand Taare Tak Tod Doon;
    Khushiyo Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon;
    Itna Kaafi Hai, Ya Do-Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Du!
  • Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.
  • Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
    Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
    Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
    Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
  • Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
    Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de,
    Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna,
    Kam se kam ek Missed call he maar de
  • Jise Koyal Samjhe, Woh Kauwa Nikla;
    Dosti Ke Naam Par Hauwa Nikla
    Jo Rokte Thay Humein Sharaab Peene Se;
    Aaj Unhi Ki Jeb Se Pauwa Nikla!
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