Funny Shayari

  • Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
    Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
    Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
    College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
  • Arz Kiya Hai:
    Khidki Se Dekha To Raastey Pe Koi Nahin Tha;
    Wah Wah!
    Khidki Se Dekha To Raastey Pe Koi Nahin Tha;
    Raaste Pe Jaake Dekha To Khidki Pe Koi Nahi Tha!
  • Legs utha ke karo,
    Tange faila ke karo,
    Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
    Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
    Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
    Oye I'm talking abt Yoga
  • Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya, Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai;
    Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanson Mein Aag Ab Tak Hai;
    Raat to Hum Kat Lenge Jaise Taise;
    Chinta Hai Subah Ki, Jab Yeh "Hari Mirch" Karegi Aisi Taisi!
  • Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
    Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
  • Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
    Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
    Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
    Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
  • Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
    ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
    Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
    kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
  • Zindagi Behaal Hai, Sur Hai Na Taal Hai;
    Message Box Bhi Kangaal Hai,
    Kya Aapki SMS Factory Mein Hartal Hai;
    Yaar Kuchh Toh Bhejo Mere Mobile Pe;
    Sabhi Groups Mein Izaat Ka Sawaal Hai!
  • Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
    Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
    Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
    Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
  • Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
    Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
    Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
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