| Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye, Taj na banaiye costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye. |
| Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai. |
| Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega? |
| Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho? |
| Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo! |
| Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane. |
| Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun. |
| Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar. |
| Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega, Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega. |
| Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho; Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Uddarte Ho; Bhejne Ho Toh Sirf Khud Ke Bhejo; Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho! |