| Children in back seats cause accidents. Accidents in back seats cause children. Anonymous |
| Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. Anonymous |
| What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? Marilyn Pittman |
| I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because that's what told her to get into bed with me naked... Steven Wright |
| We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are. Now there's a Lewinsky. It's when the shot lands three feet from the hole. Anonymous |
| Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing. Woody Allen |
| My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun! Anonymous |