| I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. "Never worry about your heart till it stops beating." |
| All saints have a past and all sinners have a future. |
| If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. |
| Reality continues to ruin my life. |
| A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. |
| A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. |