| My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key. |
| If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. |
| Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up. |
| There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will. |
| Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises. |
| God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily. |
| Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. |
| Flattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it. |
| I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine. |
| I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. |
