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![Flattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it.]()
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~ Kin HubbardFlattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it. -
~ Robert BenchleyI do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine. -
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~ W. C. FieldsI am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -
~ E. B. WhiteI am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. "Never worry about your heart till it stops beating." -
~ Anton ChekhovAll saints have a past and all sinners have a future. -
~ Woody AllenIf you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. -
~ Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and HobbesReality continues to ruin my life. -
~ Clifton Paul FadimanA sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. -
~ Author UnknownA compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
