The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in. |
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. |
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately no one knows what they are. |
My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key. |
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there. |
Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up. |
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will. |
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises. |
God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily. |
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. |