Humour Quotes

  • The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in.Upload to Facebook
    The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in.
    ~ Shah Rukh Khan
  • Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
    ~ Somerset Maugham
  • My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key.Upload to Facebook
    My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key.
    ~ Stewart Francis
  • If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
    ~ Lewis Carroll
  • Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up.
    ~ Ellen Goodman
  • There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
    ~ Robert Frost
  • Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
    ~ Erma Bombeck
  • God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
    ~ Thomas Fuller
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