| Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. |
| I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying. |
| A witty saying proves nothing. |
| Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. |
| Criminal: a humble artist always willing to sacrifice his fame for his freedom. |
| If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done. |
| Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. |
| The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in. |
| Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. |
| There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately no one knows what they are. |
