Humour Quotes

  • Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
    ~ Romain Gary
  • People ask what I am really trying to do with humour. The answer is, I'm getting even.
    ~ Art Buchwald, In Leaving Home: A Memoir (1993)
  • Humor tells you where the trouble is.
    ~ Louise Bernikow
  • Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
    ~ Steve Allen
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying.Upload to Facebook
    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • A witty saying proves nothing.Upload to Facebook
    A witty saying proves nothing.
    ~ Voltaire
  • Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
    ~ Mark Twain, More Maxims of Mark
  • Criminal: a humble artist always willing to sacrifice his fame for his freedom.
    ~ Yevgeniy Dodis
  • If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.Upload to Facebook
    If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
    ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
  • Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
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    Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
    ~ Simon Wiesenthal
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