| Humour is the shock absorber of life; It helps us take the blows. |
| Humour is reason gone mad. |
| Humour is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. |
| Humour is an antidote to isolation. |
| Humour is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. What you wish in your secret heart were not funny, but it is, and you must laugh. Humour is your own unconscious therapy. |
| A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. |
| Humor is a rubber sword-it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. |
| Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. |
| People ask what I am really trying to do with humour. The answer is, I'm getting even. |
| Humor tells you where the trouble is. |
