| Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. |
| Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. |
| When some folks agree with my opinions, I begin to suspect I'm wrong. |
| Adults are obsolete children. |
| Humour is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. |
| Humour can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. |
| Humour is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. |
| Humor is an antidote to isolation. |
| Humour is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it, what you wish in your secret heart were not funny, but it is, and you must laugh. Humor is your own unconscious therapy. |
| There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. |
