Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. |
If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. |
To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. |
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. |
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. |
When some folks agree with my opinions, I begin to suspect I'm wrong. |
Adults are obsolete children. |
Humour is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. |
Humour can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. |
Humour is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. |