Humour Quotes

  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    ~ Sacha Guitry
  • People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
    ~ Zig Ziglar
  • Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.Upload to Facebook
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Humor is the sublime wisdom of pity and tolerance in which man recognizes the utter futility of his own enterprise and importance.Upload to Facebook
    Humor is the sublime wisdom of pity and tolerance in which man recognizes the utter futility of his own enterprise and importance.
    ~ Charlie Chaplin
  • My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in 
anything, even poverty, you can survive it.Upload to Facebook
    You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
    ~ Bill Cosby
  • Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.Upload to Facebook
    Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
    ~ Stephen Hawking, On humour
  • There is so much stupidity in the world that, at times, one despairs that the only thing worth taking seriously are jokes.Upload to Facebook
    There is so much stupidity in the world that, at times, one despairs that the only thing worth taking seriously are jokes.
    ~ Kaushik Basu, on humour
  • Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.
    ~ Paul E. McGhee
  • I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.Upload to Facebook
    I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
    ~ E. E. Cummings
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