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~ AnonymousHumour: Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the look was better! -
~ Vir DasTruly, when I'm having breakfast cereal is the only time I ever miss living in America. That's the one thing they really got right. -
![The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.]()
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~ H. ProchnowThe best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. -
~ Don HeroldThere is one thing about baldness: it's neat. -
~ Vir DasDear Obama, could you visit Mumbai? Nothing political... just... we could really use the clean up! -
~ Zsa Zsa GaborA man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. -
![Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.]()
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~ Leo RostenHumor is the affectionate communication of insight. -
~ Earl WilsonAlways remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of before talking such fool nonsense. -
![Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.]()
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~ Bob Hope, on GolfGolf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees. -
~ Larry WingetNobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan.
