| Nobody on their deathbed has ever said "I wish I had spent more time at the office." |
| The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. |
| No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. |
| Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the look was better! |
| I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations: #Sin #Tan #Cos I love them! |
| Find what you love and let it kill you. |
| Parking is such sweet sorrow. |
| Humour: Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the look was better! |
| Truly, when I'm having breakfast cereal is the only time I ever miss living in America. That's the one thing they really got right. |
| The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
