Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women. |
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. |
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. |
Nobody on their deathbed has ever said "I wish I had spent more time at the office." |
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. |
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. |
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the look was better! |
I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations: #Sin #Tan #Cos I love them! |
Find what you love and let it kill you. |
Parking is such sweet sorrow. |