Humour Quotes

  • It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.
    ~ Mick Jagger
  • Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
    ~ Stephen Leacock, Literary Lapses, 1910
  • If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
    ~ Betty Reese
  • Playing it safe will always end in disaster.
    ~ Bansky
  • Most idiots don't lose their privacy, they give it away.
    ~ Chrissie Hynde
  • First things first; second things never.
    ~ Shirley Conran
  • To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle.
    ~ George Orwell
  • Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.
    ~ G. K. Chesterton
  • My general approach is that you mustn't generalize.
    ~ Harriet Harman
  • Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
    ~ Lord Chesterfield
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