| When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. |
| Humour is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humour than in anything else. Because, you see, humour is truth. |
| With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct. |
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~ Lee Majors |
| Gurugram may have been OK a few decades ago, but wouldn't GuruKilo have been more appropriate now? Nuh? OK, then... |
| Britain: the land of embarrassment and breakfast. |
| There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. |
| It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it. |
| Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. |
| Moderation is the last refuge for the unimaginative. |
