Humour Quotes

  • I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:<br />

#Sin<br />

#Tan<br />

#Cos I love them!<br />Upload to Facebook
    I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:
    #Sin
    #Tan
    #Cos I love them!
    ~ JD Ghai
  • The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.Upload to Facebook
    The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
    ~ H. Prochnow
  • Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.Upload to Facebook
    Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
    ~ Leo Rosten
  • Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.Upload to Facebook
    Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.
    ~ Bob Hope, on Golf
  • Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.Upload to Facebook
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Humor is the sublime wisdom of pity and tolerance in which man recognizes the utter futility of his own enterprise and importance.Upload to Facebook
    Humor is the sublime wisdom of pity and tolerance in which man recognizes the utter futility of his own enterprise and importance.
    ~ Charlie Chaplin
  • You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in 
anything, even poverty, you can survive it.Upload to Facebook
    You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
    ~ Bill Cosby
  • Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.Upload to Facebook
    Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
    ~ Stephen Hawking, On humour
  • There is so much stupidity in the world that, at times, one despairs that the only thing worth taking seriously are jokes.Upload to Facebook
    There is so much stupidity in the world that, at times, one despairs that the only thing worth taking seriously are jokes.
    ~ Kaushik Basu, on humour
  • I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.Upload to Facebook
    I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
    ~ E. E. Cummings
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