Humour Quotes

  • Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.Upload to Facebook
    Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.Upload to Facebook
    A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.
    ~ Robert Jordan
  • Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.Upload to Facebook
    Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.
    ~ Junot Diaz
  • When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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    When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
  • Humour is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humour than in anything else. Because, you see, humour is truth.
    ~ Victor Borge
  • With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.Upload to Facebook
    With jokes getting viral on social media, the art of telling jokes is getting almost extinct.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.<br /><br />~ Lee MajorsUpload to Facebook
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    ~ Lee Majors
  • Gurugram may have been OK a few decades ago, but wouldn't GuruKilo have been more appropriate now? Nuh? OK, then...
    ~ Baijayant Jay Panda
  • Britain: the land of embarrassment and breakfast.
    ~ Julian Barnes
  • There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
    ~ Charles Dickens
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