Humour Quotes

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  • Adults are obsolete children.Upload to Facebook
    Adults are obsolete children.
    ~ Dr. Seuss
    Humour / Children   
  • There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. Upload to Facebook
    There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
    ~ Niels Bohr
    Humour   
  • A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.Upload to Facebook
    A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.
    ~ Samuel Goldwyn
    Humour / Law / Interesting   
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying.Upload to Facebook
    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
    Humour   
  • A witty saying proves nothing.Upload to Facebook
    A witty saying proves nothing.
    ~ Voltaire
    Humour   
  • If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.Upload to Facebook
    If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
    ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
    Humour   
  • Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. Upload to Facebook
    Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
    ~ Simon Wiesenthal
    Humour   
  • The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in.Upload to Facebook
    The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in.
    ~ Shah Rukh Khan
    Humour   
  • My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key.Upload to Facebook
    My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key.
    ~ Stewart Francis
    Humour   
  • Flattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it.Upload to Facebook
    Flattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it.
    ~ Kin Hubbard
    Humour   
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