Humour Quotes

  • Adults are obsolete children.Upload to Facebook
    Adults are obsolete children.
    ~ Dr. Seuss
  • There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
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    There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
    ~ Niels Bohr
  • A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.Upload to Facebook
    A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.
    ~ Samuel Goldwyn
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying.Upload to Facebook
    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I am saying.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • A witty saying proves nothing.Upload to Facebook
    A witty saying proves nothing.
    ~ Voltaire
  • If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.Upload to Facebook
    If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
    ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
  • Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
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    Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
    ~ Simon Wiesenthal
  • The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in.Upload to Facebook
    The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they have been in.
    ~ Shah Rukh Khan
  • My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key.Upload to Facebook
    My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key.
    ~ Stewart Francis
  • Flattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it.Upload to Facebook
    Flattery won't hurt if you don't swallow it.
    ~ Kin Hubbard
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