Half of my problems are because of the tone of my voice. Everyone thinks that I am arguing while I am actually talking! |
I finally realized it that people are prisoners of their phones, that's why they are called Cell Phones! |
Never hide your "Last Seen" from WhatsApp. Let people know that you are ignoring them! |
Every day I get up and look through The Forbes World's Billionaires list. If I'm not there, I go to work! |
What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care! |
A good sense of humor not only prevents a marriage from breaking but at times your bones, too! |
Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people! |
I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system! |
A man has dreams to fulfil... . . . . . . . . . . That's the reason he sleeps so much! |
Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly. It's not real, so calm down! |