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![Love the lovers;<br/>
Byt play the players!]()
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![When visiting my house please remember:</br></br>
If you don't like dog hair, stay off the couch.</br>
To you I'm a dog, but here I'm the baby.</br>
They like me more than they like most humans.</br>
I live here, you are a guest.</br>
They love me, they're only friends with you.</br>
You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it!]()
Upload to Facebook When visiting my house please remember: If you don't like dog hair, stay off the couch. To you I'm a dog, but here I'm the baby. They like me more than they like most humans. I live here, you are a guest. They love me, they're only friends with you. You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it! -
![I wonder how much more advanced the world would be if we didn't require sleep!]()
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![Lighting a candle you bought is watching your money burn!]()
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![You realize you've grown when staying up late becomes a burden instead of an achievement!]()
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![Things money can't buy:</br>
1. Manners</br>
2. Morals</br>
3. Respect</br>
4. Character</br>
5. Common Sense</br>
6. Trust</br>
7. Patience</br>
8. Class</br>
9. Integrity</br>
10. Love]()
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![What do you call it when someone looks at your face and says you look good?</br>
Sarcasm!]()
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![Relationships are a lot like algebra.</br>
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?]()
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![The irony of Life:</br>
Remember those days when people used to write diaries and got mad when someone read them.</br>
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!]()
Upload to Facebook The irony of Life: Remember those days when people used to write diaries and got mad when someone read them. Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them! -
![If you're not supposed to eat at midnight, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?]()
Upload to Facebook If you're not supposed to eat at midnight, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
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